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Song Parodies -> "Pump"

Original Song Title:

"Jump"

Original Performer:

Van Halen

Parody Song Title:

"Pump"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

One day you just might see Diamond David Lee Roth himself pumping your gas.
Pump

You drive up, I put my mag down
Your tank says E, been driving all over town
And I know, baby just what you need
You've got to fu-uu-uu-el up the gas tank, to move at full speed

Oh can't you see me standing here
I'm at your service to pump your gasoline
This is the New Jersey scene
Can't pump your own gasoline!

Don't touch the pump. Pump!
I'm at the pump
Full service pump. Pump!
Full service pump

Aaa-ohh. Hey you! Don't touch that
Baby where you been?
You say you don't know, from Idaho
Passing through on Route 10

Oh can't you see me standing here
I'm at your service to pump your gasoline
This is the New Jersey scene
Can't pump your own gasoline!

I'm here to pump. Pump!
I gotta pump
You cannot pump. Pump!
I'm here to pump

Tip me to pump. Pump!
Tip me to pump
My job is to pump. Pump!
My job is to pump.

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lebeiw15 - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
That was great; I gave it all 5s! Good pacing!
Wild Man - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
It would be worth a trip to Jersey to meet Diamond Dave. Very original.
Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I was wondering if you were going to mention the Jersey thing about not being able to pump your own gas. Always wondered about that and the jughandles.
Claude Prez - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Good idea; Well done.."I'm just a gallon low, and everywhere I go.." Ah forget it.
David Lee Roth - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Rock on, brother! I gave ya all 5's!
Lemmy - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
You know exactly what I'm gonna say. All fives again. my sould brother!

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