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Song Parodies -> "Laci Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo and Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Laci Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Kelly Blythe

The Lyrics

In the ever growing dubious amenity of trial by Cable TV, a new prominent personality is Geoffrey Fieger. Though allegedly a defense attorney, he seems to be engaged in most gleefully pooh-pooh-ing all defense strageties in the current most high profile case being tried by the media. Come on Geoffrey, if you're really a defense attorney, you must acknowledge SOME viable defense argument. Maybe THIS is what will work....
Laci got run over by a reindeer
Out walking her dog on Christmas Eve.
You may think there's no such thing as Santa,
But surely, Geoffrey Fieger, he'll believe.

Why'd her hubby go out fishin'?
Did she beg him not to go?
Did she want him home for Christmas,
There to hug and kiss her 'neath the mistletoe?

Laci got run over by a reindeer
Out walking her dog on Christmas Eve.
You may think there's no such thing as Santa,
But surely, Geoffrey Fieger, he'll believe.

Mr. Fieger warns us all now,
The defense has gone to pot.
We could never find a motive
To explain why anyone would go frame Scott.

Laci got run over by a reindeer
Out walking her dog on Christmas Eve.
You may think there's no such thing as Santa,
But surely, Geoffrey Fieger, he'll believe.

Since Modesto's so far inland,
It just wouldn't do to say
That she slipped and fell in dog pee
And kept sliding all the way to Frisco Bay.

Laci got run over by a reindeer
Out walking her dog on Christmas Eve.
You may think there's no such thing as Santa,
But surely, Geoffrey Fieger, he'll believe.

No Satanic cult would take her.
It just wouldn't make no sense.
So we scratch our heads and wonder,
Just what tactic could be left for the defense.

Laci got run over by a reindeer
Out walking her dog on Christmas Eve.
You may think there's no such thing as Santa,
But surely, Geoffrey Fieger, he'll believe.

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