-> "Dedicated to Albertine"
Original Song Title:
"If You're Not The One"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dedicated to Albertine"
The Lyrics
If you're not the one then why am I not a gay?
If you're not the one then why do I meet you everyday?
If you are not mine then why won't I tag you in dodge ball?
If you are not mine would I have the strength to live at all?
I never know what the future brings
But I know you hate me right now but
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
I just cannot run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?
If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?
If you're not for me then why are you in the book of my life?
If you're not for me then why do I dream of you as my wife?
I don't know why you're so far away
But I know that this much is true
We'll make it through
And I hope you are the one I share my life with
And I wish that you could be the one I die with
And I pray in you're the one I build my home with
I hope I love you all my life
I just cannot run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
'Cause I need your body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away
And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today
'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right
And though I am not with you tonight
I know my heart is by your side
I just cannot run away but I can't take it, I don't understand
If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?
Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?
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