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Destiny's Child

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This one was written by Bad Hero Carey
Now that you're out of my class I'm so much better Verse 1
You thought I couldn't work without you; I work harder
You thought I'd make mistakes without you, but I do well
You thought I couldn't add without you -I've got Gresswell
Thought I wouldn't learn without you -now I know more
Thought that I would dose without you -I beat before
You thought I couldn't speak French without -I've got Ms Mearns
You thought I'd get moved down without you -I'm in big 'N'

Because I'm clever, I'll always move up Chorus
I'm not gonna flunk, I'm gonna work harder
Because I'm clever, Don't need to fake it
I will stay clever, Keep on, be clever (Repeat)

Thought I'd get confused without you, but I'm knowing Verse 2
You thought I'd keep my hanbd down without you, but it's showing
You thought I couldn't write without you -I write essays
You thought I'd get a G without you, but I get A's
Thought that I would fail without you, but I'm passing
Thought I couldn't play without you -got grade 7
Thought that I would get expelled, but I'm still here
And even when exams come round I'm still gonna be here


Wishing you the best, pray that you be blessed
With much success in tests and that you top the class (I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna blast you in my English speech (I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna lie on you, or resent your teach' (I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna break up all the work you've made (I'm better than that)
I'm not gonna sabotage you with your coursework grades (I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gonna pick on you so you get upset coz Mr Whitley taught me better than that

Chorus Oh (Oh) (Repeat)

After all of the coursework and classwork soon I'll get a break
If I surround myself with revision guides I'll gain the highest grades

Chorus x2

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David - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
You might be more clever but you aint funnt

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