When u have a sorebelly cause u ate something bad
might have to change your draws but those are all u had
then u start to prespire cause u dont really know
was that only just gas or did u let one go

When you hear a low rumble then u better go
cause every one who be standing wont be standing no mo
like my homies all my girls
I didnt mean to do that
pure exhastion
I did it just cause im fat
said im conctepetated beyond this room
I want you to know I need a laxactive
call my doctor today to let him know
look at my draws and help me mend these holes

Fellas i got gas
Its so damn bad it stanks enough to make a maggot gag
ladies its so bad that i got gas
promise to go home and wash my ass