And I used to just love eating sushi,
Yeah, you know it was my fav'rite dish.
Was the closest to Heaven that I could achieve,
Till I found out they used uncooked fish.
But now everything's tasting disguisting,
And I'm really not feeling all right.
Because I just ate lots of raw tuna,
Now I don't feel too hungry tonight.

And I don't want to eat that sashimi,
I'd prefer California rolls please,
Cause all meat is made to be cooked first,
And I might get some rare bad disease

Plus I'm pissed that the waiter ain't coming,
And the food that they serve makes me mad,
When they serve you some shrimp that's still moving,
And it bleeds when you poke it, THAT'S BAD!

And I don't want to eat that sashimi,
I'd prefer California rolls please,
Cause all meat is made to be cooked first,
And I might get some rare bad disease

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And I don't want to eat that sashimi,
I'd prefer California rolls please,
Cause all meat is made to be cooked first,
And I might get some rare bad disease

And I don't want to eat that sashimi,
I'd prefer California rolls please,
Cause all meat is made to be cooked first,
And I might get some rare bad disease
I might end up with tapeworms in me,
And I want to live to ninety-three,
So give me California rolls please