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Song Parodies -> "Potty-Eye Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Cotton-Eye Joe"

Original Performer:

Rednex

Parody Song Title:

"Potty-Eye Joe"

Parody Written by:

Michael Hack

The Lyrics

I've been taught by my brother Rob when I was in sixth grade.
If it hadn't been for potty-eye Joe
I peed there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Potty in the eyes, potty-eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for poopy-nose Joe
I pooped there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Poop on the nose, poopy-nose Joe?

If it hadn't been for farty-mouth Joe
I farted there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Fart in the mouth, farty-mouth Joe?
If it hadn't been for puky-ear Joe
I puked there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Puke in the ears, puky-ear Joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for potty-eye Joe
I peed there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Potty in the eyes, potty-eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for potty-eye Joe
I peed there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Potty in the eyes, potty-eye Joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of potty-eye Joe

If it hadn't been for potty-eye Joe
I peed there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Potty in the eyes, potty-eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for poopy-nose Joe
I pooped there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Poop on the nose, poopy-nose Joe?

If it hadn't been for farty-mouth Joe
I farted there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Fart in the mouth, farty-mouth Joe?
If it hadn't been for puky-ear Joe
I puked there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Puke in the ears, puky-ear Joe?

If it hadn't been for potty-eye Joe
I peed there in a long time ago
Where did you come from? Where did you go
Potty in the eyes, potty-eye Joe?

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