Song Parodies -> Whitehouse Redux Blues
| Original Song Title: | "Whitehouse Blues" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Whitehouse Redux Blues" |
| Parody Written by: | Too Rich Olson |
Life inspires Art as we well know. But it probly ain't a good idea to play this one down to the VFW, at least for a while.
WHITEHOUSE REDUX BLUES
Anthrax in the Whitehouse
Who is to blame,
Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein?
Don't know which one,
Each one's a crumb.
White powder's in my bathroom
I called to complain.
FBI said, "Ajax or maybe cocaine".
It took a week.
My knees was weak.
CIA and FBI
I'm askin' you plain
Get your act together
Or hire Andy Frain.
Get off your chair,
Get over there.
Lookin' for the bad guys
They're so hard to find
Blowed up half Afghanistan
Iraq's not far behind.
Where did they go?
What's left to blow?
Blowin' up civilians
Starvin' little kids
For what Osam Bin Laden
And Saddam Hussein did.
That's just two guys.
That ain't too wise.
I dreamed Jedgar Hoover
Went in disguise,
Dressed up like Miss Mary.
And right between the eyes,
One for Saddam.
One for Osam.
Mission Impossible
Where is you now?
Ol' Barney with his screwdriver
And snipers dressed like cows.
Use rubber faces
Don't leave no traces.
Bush is in the Whitehouse,
He's doin' his best.
Poor boy looks so clueless,
Everything's a mess.
Don't vote Al Gore
He's just a bore.
Anthrax in the Whitehouse
Who is to blame,
Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein?
Don't know which one,
Each one's a crumb.
White powder's in my bathroom
I called to complain.
FBI said, "Ajax or maybe cocaine".
It took a week.
My knees was weak.
CIA and FBI
I'm askin' you plain
Get your act together
Or hire Andy Frain.
Get off your chair,
Get over there.
Lookin' for the bad guys
They're so hard to find
Blowed up half Afghanistan
Iraq's not far behind.
Where did they go?
What's left to blow?
Blowin' up civilians
Starvin' little kids
For what Osam Bin Laden
And Saddam Hussein did.
That's just two guys.
That ain't too wise.
I dreamed Jedgar Hoover
Went in disguise,
Dressed up like Miss Mary.
And right between the eyes,
One for Saddam.
One for Osam.
Mission Impossible
Where is you now?
Ol' Barney with his screwdriver
And snipers dressed like cows.
Use rubber faces
Don't leave no traces.
Bush is in the Whitehouse,
He's doin' his best.
Poor boy looks so clueless,
Everything's a mess.
Don't vote Al Gore
He's just a bore.
Instrumental coda "Looney Tune" tag played wicked loud and fast with abrupt super clean ending.
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
 | | | Pacing | | How Funny | | Overall Rating | | ||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 |
|
0 |
|
0 |
|
||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 3 |
|
3 |
|
3 |
|
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional235.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 275
The Best of Arlo Guthrie album at Amazon.com
