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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want You (Ode to Chloe)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Levign

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want You (Ode to Chloe)"

Parody Written by:

Fernando Rivera

The Lyrics

Oh, Chloe. You've known for the longest time that I've wanted Lana. But you just won't listen. Now, here my story.
My name is Clark Kent
And I'm in love with Lana Lang
Because she drives me insane

I'm faster than a speeding bullet
More powerful than a big ol' train
And for her I'd leap the tallest building

But everytime I get close to her
You always stand in the way

So damn you, Chloe
Trying to get her away from me
Won't you take your camera and take pictures of some other dude
You want me but I don't....
Don't want you, don't want you

So, let me tell you straight
I think you look great
But friends is what we'll only be

You never had chance
Not even at the spring dance
To tell the truth you have no booty

Everytime I get close to her
You always get in the way

So damn you, Chloe
Trying to get her away from me
Won't you, take your camera and take pictures of some other dude
You want me, but I don't...
Don't want you, don't want you

What is it that you find confusing
Lana's hot and your not

Oh, Lana, Lana, Lana,Lana,Laaaaaaaaaaaannnaaaaaaaaaaaa

So damn you, Chloe
Trying to get her away from me
Won't you, take your camera and take pictures of some other dude
You want me but I don't...

Don't want you, don't want you

Won't you, take your camera and take pictures of some other dude
You want me but I don't...

Don't want you, don't want you

Won't you, take your camera and take pictures of some other dude
You want me but I don't

Don't want you, don't want you, don't want you

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100 - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
thats harsh for chloe, but i like the parody.
bjgb - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
dude you spelled Lavigne wrong
Spelling Checker - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You also spelled "every time" wrong. I'll have you know that it is never a compound word; always two separate words. (To clarify, it should be "every time" not "everytime", okay?)

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