Song Parodies -> Boob Operation
| Original Song Title: | "Smooth Operator" |
| Original Performer: | Sade |
| Parody Song Title: | "Boob Operation" |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Reuben |
She's dreaming of the best of men
But lacking in the estrogen
To her dismay, cup size is A
She needs to use some enhancements.
Tissue wads, balled up socks, in her bra so she looks stocked
Heaven help her, if they fall...
Stuffed with socks, padded bra
She'd like to tease with some double D's, but they're just so small
Dating life, too much strife
So she decides that she will try the doctor's knife
Replacing her padding with silicone parts
Trading gel packs for saline implants
She's looking for love but, she might find a bust.
The girl is stacked!
Got a boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Guys all boast their infatuation, classic males
The girl just loves her breast augmentation, boobs for sale
What's the deal? Well, are they real?
She had them done at two-for-one
It's such a steal
She says she has something to get off her chest
There's built-in floatation, under her dress
But men don't give a hoot if they are real breasts
The girl is stacked!
Had a boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Guys all boast their infatuation, classic males
The girl just loves her breast augmentation, boobs for sale
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation...
But lacking in the estrogen
To her dismay, cup size is A
She needs to use some enhancements.
Tissue wads, balled up socks, in her bra so she looks stocked
Heaven help her, if they fall...
Stuffed with socks, padded bra
She'd like to tease with some double D's, but they're just so small
Dating life, too much strife
So she decides that she will try the doctor's knife
Replacing her padding with silicone parts
Trading gel packs for saline implants
She's looking for love but, she might find a bust.
The girl is stacked!
Got a boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Guys all boast their infatuation, classic males
The girl just loves her breast augmentation, boobs for sale
What's the deal? Well, are they real?
She had them done at two-for-one
It's such a steal
She says she has something to get off her chest
There's built-in floatation, under her dress
But men don't give a hoot if they are real breasts
The girl is stacked!
Had a boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Guys all boast their infatuation, classic males
The girl just loves her breast augmentation, boobs for sale
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation...
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Absolutely fabulous.
Jeff, I've always liked this song Smooth Operator and you did a great job with your idea.
5,5,5
Huh-huh. You said "boooooooob". Great job.
Does it have a modem? Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Oh, the best ever-I love it!!!
Nice job! One of those "wish I woulda thought of that"s.
You did it again Jeff...great great job (and remember when I said along time ago you were catching up to me....well....you really are now lol)
Very funny ;-) "She says she has something to get off her chest" ...ROFL
Thanks for the feedback everyone, I'm glad you liked it! The best comment I've gotten so far was in person, and something I never thought I'd hear: "Jeff, I liked your Boob Operation!"
> "Jeff, I liked your Boob Operation!"
So, did you feel a right tit? ;-)
So, did you feel a right tit? ;-)
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Jeff, I was having a real hard time with the pacing on this - I Dl'd the song but no matter how many times I listened to it and rearranged the way I was pacing it, the chorus on the song came in while I was still in the middle of the second verse of your parody. Maybe there is more than one version of the song and you used a longer one? Since I couldn't get it right but everyone else seems to think the pacing is fine, I will have to refrain from voting on it in the B parody contest... Seems to be a clever parody tho' :-)
Already voted by in AmiRight Awards, but still as good as way back then. Good job
Merry, The first stanza is the part where Sade is "talking" at the beginning of the song, maybe you were trying to sing that with the first actual "singing" part? I bought the CD just to make sure I got the pacing right (I took a lot of pride into this one), so the pacing should be very close if not perfect. Of course, if there is another version of the original out there like you suggested, that could explain it as well. Maybe I'll find the original version I used and post it to help you out. Thanks for reading, and glad you liked it (at least the words)!
Good job!
LOL!! All right, all right, 5's for the greatest show on Earth - the big top.
I liked this one a lot. I have an original called "Boob Job" about a guy who meets an old friend who got one, and finds her personality changed for the worse along with it.
I thought this was really good Jeff. Unlike the original which sends me to sleep in one big hurry...
Rick, is that original up anywhere we can see/listen to it?
I was shopping at the mall and encountered an old friend/ I hadn't seen her since my big divorce/ Somehow she seemed different as we got reacquainted/ Then it hit me suddenly, “Of Course!"/ She used to be a pirates' dream/ But now she filled her vest/ With a sudden glance I saw/ She had gotten it on her chest She got a boob job .../ And there wasn't any doubt/ She got a boob job/ And she was a-bustin' out/ We talked about old times, but she acted rather strange/ Her demeanor and her tastes just weren't the same/ Her whole attitude was changed and personality was tainted/ I had lost the friend I knew--it seemed a shame/ Because her cups now runneth over/ Now she acted like a tease/ Did they use some of her brain cells/ To make those double D's?/ She got a boob job/ Now she turned into one/ She got a boob job/ So I said I had to run/ She got that boob job/ And she certainly looked great/ She got a boob job/ I hope it was worth the weight/
She got that boob job/ And she certainly looked great/ She got a boob job/ I hope it was worth the weight -- excellent ending!
Sorry I wasn't more effusive with my praise last June, Jeffaroo. I love love love this one. It's one of those that goes through my head whenever I hear the original, and one of my favorites on the whole site.
And RAD, yours sounds great. Have you recorded it?
And RAD, yours sounds great. Have you recorded it?
Yeah, it's not one I want to post on Soundclick, but I can send it to you if you want. It features a very bizarre sax and guitar solo.
Rick, if you could send that to me too, I'd love to hear it as well. It's a boob thing.
Me three. I assume you still know my email address.
You have definitely out done yourself with this one... I'm taking it a little personal though.... when did you write this again? :(
Hilarious, Jeff!!
I've read this before, and chuckled, so why didn't I comment?
This is great, though I can only remember the melody of the chorus and the bridge. The lyrics are choice. I might try a boob one.
You had me from the title, which you enlarged to TITle. Awesome work with this one.
Liked it David at http://www.sendaboob.com
Just to clarify, the first stanza is the part where Sade is speaking in the beginning.
(WET T-SHIRT) Already commented and voted...good job.
I LOVE BOOBS!
This is what worries me about this stuff, I loved it. 555
(WET T-SHIRT) I'm right with you, S.T.G. I can't remember all of TOS, just the 'smoothe operator' bit. Brilliant stuff, Jeff.
(WET T-SHIRT) I'm right with you, S.T.G. I can't remember all of TOS, just the 'smooth operator' bit. Brilliant stuff, Jeff.
555 Wet T-Shirt. Excellent work.
(Wet T-Shirt Contest) What's the deal? Are they for real? She had them done at a two-for-one deal... Nice
(Wet T-Shirt) It's people like you and Phil that make people like me feel self-conscious...bastard. Heh, just kidding, this is some great stuff, though I don't think I'd ever take that step, the thought of some guy cutting open my boobs is just eeeeeek!
Thanks to everyone, and Cat, for the record, I agree, go with what God gave you =)
(Wet T-shirt) Hadn't heard TOS in ages, so I d/l a copy. That version doesn't have the spoken intro bit; the song starts where the second "verse" is here. I don't know why, but I have a soft spot in my heart for TOS, and now possibly a hard part elsewhere for this parody. =)
(Wet T-Shirt) Had never seen this one before, Jeff. Great job with it. 555
(wet t-shirt) Classic title subs, Jeff - Sade was just asking for it, and you didn't let us down ;-)
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