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Song Parodies -> "Boob Operation"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Operator"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sade

Parody Song Title:

"Boob Operation"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

She's dreaming of the best of men
But lacking in the estrogen
To her dismay, cup size is A
She needs to use some enhancements.
Tissue wads, balled up socks, in her bra so she looks stocked
Heaven help her, if they fall...

Stuffed with socks, padded bra
She'd like to tease with some double D's, but they're just so small
Dating life, too much strife
So she decides that she will try the doctor's knife

Replacing her padding with silicone parts
Trading gel packs for saline implants
She's looking for love but, she might find a bust.

The girl is stacked!
Got a boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation

Guys all boast their infatuation, classic males
The girl just loves her breast augmentation, boobs for sale

What's the deal? Well, are they real?
She had them done at two-for-one
It's such a steal

She says she has something to get off her chest
There's built-in floatation, under her dress
But men don't give a hoot if they are real breasts

The girl is stacked!
Had a boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation

Guys all boast their infatuation, classic males
The girl just loves her breast augmentation, boobs for sale

Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation
Boooooooooooob operation
Boob operation...

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 14

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Rice Cube - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Absolutely fabulous.
royce miller - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, I've always liked this song Smooth Operator and you did a great job with your idea.
Wild man - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
5,5,5
Claude Prez - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Huh-huh. You said "boooooooob". Great job.
TMac - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Does it have a modem? Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Roxanne - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, the best ever-I love it!!!
Spaff.com - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job! One of those "wish I woulda thought of that"s.
Billy Florio - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
You did it again Jeff...great great job (and remember when I said along time ago you were catching up to me....well....you really are now lol)
Phil Alexander - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny ;-) "She says she has something to get off her chest" ...ROFL
Jeff Reuben - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the feedback everyone, I'm glad you liked it! The best comment I've gotten so far was in person, and something I never thought I'd hear: "Jeff, I liked your Boob Operation!"
Phil Alexander - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
> "Jeff, I liked your Boob Operation!"
So, did you feel a right tit? ;-)
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Body Parts
Meriadoc - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, I was having a real hard time with the pacing on this - I Dl'd the song but no matter how many times I listened to it and rearranged the way I was pacing it, the chorus on the song came in while I was still in the middle of the second verse of your parody. Maybe there is more than one version of the song and you used a longer one? Since I couldn't get it right but everyone else seems to think the pacing is fine, I will have to refrain from voting on it in the B parody contest... Seems to be a clever parody tho' :-)
wdh - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Already voted by in AmiRight Awards, but still as good as way back then. Good job
Jeff Reuben - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry, The first stanza is the part where Sade is "talking" at the beginning of the song, maybe you were trying to sing that with the first actual "singing" part? I bought the CD just to make sure I got the pacing right (I took a lot of pride into this one), so the pacing should be very close if not perfect. Of course, if there is another version of the original out there like you suggested, that could explain it as well. Maybe I'll find the original version I used and post it to help you out. Thanks for reading, and glad you liked it (at least the words)!
Adagio - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job!
Johnny D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!! All right, all right, 5's for the greatest show on Earth - the big top.
Rick D - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this one a lot. I have an original called "Boob Job" about a guy who meets an old friend who got one, and finds her personality changed for the worse along with it.
Peregrin - April 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was really good Jeff. Unlike the original which sends me to sleep in one big hurry...
Jeff Reuben - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, is that original up anywhere we can see/listen to it?
Rick D - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I was shopping at the mall and encountered an old friend/ I hadn't seen her since my big divorce/ Somehow she seemed different as we got reacquainted/ Then it hit me suddenly, “Of Course!"/ She used to be a pirates' dream/ But now she filled her vest/ With a sudden glance I saw/ She had gotten it on her chest She got a boob job .../ And there wasn't any doubt/ She got a boob job/ And she was a-bustin' out/ We talked about old times, but she acted rather strange/ Her demeanor and her tastes just weren't the same/ Her whole attitude was changed and personality was tainted/ I had lost the friend I knew--it seemed a shame/ Because her cups now runneth over/ Now she acted like a tease/ Did they use some of her brain cells/ To make those double D's?/ She got a boob job/ Now she turned into one/ She got a boob job/ So I said I had to run/ She got that boob job/ And she certainly looked great/ She got a boob job/ I hope it was worth the weight/
Jeff Reuben - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
She got that boob job/ And she certainly looked great/ She got a boob job/ I hope it was worth the weight -- excellent ending!
Spaff.com - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I wasn't more effusive with my praise last June, Jeffaroo. I love love love this one. It's one of those that goes through my head whenever I hear the original, and one of my favorites on the whole site.
And RAD, yours sounds great. Have you recorded it?
Rick D - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's not one I want to post on Soundclick, but I can send it to you if you want. It features a very bizarre sax and guitar solo.
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, if you could send that to me too, I'd love to hear it as well. It's a boob thing.
Spaff.com - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Me three. I assume you still know my email address.
Joyce Miller - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
You have definitely out done yourself with this one... I'm taking it a little personal though.... when did you write this again? :(
Arwen - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Jeff!!
Ashkicksass - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I've read this before, and chuckled, so why didn't I comment?
Leo Jay - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great, though I can only remember the melody of the chorus and the bridge. The lyrics are choice. I might try a boob one.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
You had me from the title, which you enlarged to TITle. Awesome work with this one.
David - August 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Liked it David at http://www.sendaboob.com
Jeff Reuben - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Just to clarify, the first stanza is the part where Sade is speaking in the beginning.
aDAGIO - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) Already commented and voted...good job.
boobs - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOVE BOOBS!
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
This is what worries me about this stuff, I loved it. 555
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) I'm right with you, S.T.G. I can't remember all of TOS, just the 'smoothe operator' bit. Brilliant stuff, Jeff.
bobpiecheese - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
(WET T-SHIRT) I'm right with you, S.T.G. I can't remember all of TOS, just the 'smooth operator' bit. Brilliant stuff, Jeff.
Dee Range - April 16, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Wet T-Shirt. Excellent work.
Matthias - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt Contest) What's the deal? Are they for real? She had them done at a two-for-one deal... Nice
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) It's people like you and Phil that make people like me feel self-conscious...bastard. Heh, just kidding, this is some great stuff, though I don't think I'd ever take that step, the thought of some guy cutting open my boobs is just eeeeeek!
Jeff Reuben - April 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone, and Cat, for the record, I agree, go with what God gave you =)
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) Hadn't heard TOS in ages, so I d/l a copy. That version doesn't have the spoken intro bit; the song starts where the second "verse" is here. I don't know why, but I have a soft spot in my heart for TOS, and now possibly a hard part elsewhere for this parody. =)
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) Had never seen this one before, Jeff. Great job with it. 555
Stuart McArthur - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(wet t-shirt) Classic title subs, Jeff - Sade was just asking for it, and you didn't let us down ;-)

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