-> "The Matrix"
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Was a computer hacker, till they got hold of me
Agents in the cell, they put the bug in me
But now I am so philisophical.
Morpheus says that I'm The One
Now I'm flyin' over everyone.
But then what was the point of the Burly Brawl??
I wonder what happened to Joe P?
Do we really want this much of the Wachowskis?
Well, I got the game with Niobe
And I dont ever wanna, I don't ever want this to end
Even if Keanu did "Bill and Ted"
What I'm sayin' is
This is the Matrix, you know it has you
Well, hope Zion ain't dead
"You're the one and, I'm a machine
Have a candy" that's what she said to me
And oh yeah, I have to save the world tonight
I'll kill anyone who gets to Trinity
Even the French Guy and Monica Bellamy
And I don't think those twins were from Coors Light
All the cars are going "Kablam"
I've never seen this kind of Traffic Jam
And this red pill, it tastes like Spam
But I don't ever wanna...
I don't ever want this to end, even if all the guys are dead.
Kick in Bullet Time.
This is the Matrix, you know it has you.
Whoa! The budget's up now.
(Waitin for Revolutions
It's the final solution
And I've been waitin' since May 15, yeah.)
(Trust me, them sentinels are really ugly)
What I'm sayin' is this is The Matrix, you know it has you
Zee thinks Link's stellar, not Neb'chednezzar
I'm gonna be dyin' when I'm in Zion
I wanna see the Matrix (Whoa!)
I already saw Matrix (Whoa!)
I still wanna see Matrix (Whoa!)
Don't understand the Matrix (Whoa.)
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