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Song Parodies -> "Pozin'"

Original Song Title:

"Rollin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Pozin'"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. and Ghetto John

The Lyrics

[Ghetto John]
Alright Avril
Keep on pozin' baby
You know what time it is

[S.T.G]
Chick, just shut up!
Pop fraud and rock women,
Ghetto-STG
Chick, quit pozin' baby

[S.T.G]
Groovin' to the sound,
Shaterz's should go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what you're gonna sport now.
Those ties and those pants,
Your rock is so dumb,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.


Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah

[Ghetto John]
Now I know y'all be lovin' this girl right here
Ay ,vee, are, ill
Lavigne is right here
posers on this site put you hands in the air
Cuz we just don't care, about your hair
123 po-zers make me sick
piercings on your lips for this S Ghetto mix
So where the frick you at?
Punks, shut the frick up
And back the frick up
cuz Dr. Evils smacked up

Throw your skates up

[S.T.G]
Don't care if you're blonde,
Skater boys go down,
Shut up, shut up,
Complicated's simple and dumb.
Rock songs turned pop songs,
This crap should go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah

[S.T.G.]
You wanna mess with Ms. Avril(Yeah)
You can't mess with Ms. Avril(why?)
Because when she is on (when?)
You just throw up at first site, (oh)
She's gone platinum (uh huh)
She's "Complicated" when she whines (what?)
She sings punk with hip-hop beats,
And uh, stupid popped-up rhymes (d'oh!)
She's singing pop crap,
She's the "punk rock" act ,
That's a load of bull, now I'm asking for my cash back,
Got her CD, I'm sick of all this pop grit
Punk-pop's twit,
Who cannot start up the mosh pit.

She makes me throw up.

That chick has sold out,
Punk-pop will fade down.
Avril Lavigne,
You're to "Complicated" right now,
Shut up and shut down,
I hate her punk sound,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah

[Ghetto John]
Hey pozerz
Hey skaterz
And the people who call themselves punks
All the mothers
who are makers
of all the pozers that call themselves skaterz

[S.T.G.]
Ms. Osbourne
You're so crappy,
You're making rock seemin' so sappy.
Hey skaterz,
Overraters,
And everybody posin' like Lavingne.

[S.T.G.]
You're dumb but not blonde,
Your songs will go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me 'bout your new album's sound.
Wish she would shut up,
And her stuff would shut down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah

Groovin' to the sound,
Shaterz's should go down,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what you're gonna sport now.
Those ties and those pants,
Your rock is so dumb,
Avril Lavigne,
Tell me what the new fad is now.

Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Blonde!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Poser!
Keep pozin', pozin', pozin', pozin'
Yeah




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Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

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Junior - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5! Awesome both of you! Although I almost took off a point for insulting Mrs. Osbourne - until I realized you were talking about Kelly, not my Sharon. :-D I don't think Kelly's that bad personally.....not nearly as bad as Avril.
lebeiw15 - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
That was a great song. And so true!
Ghetto John - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome back S.T.G.!!!!!!

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