Song Parodies -> Been Caught Dealing

Original Song Title:

"Been Caught Stealing"

Original Performer:

Janes Addiction

  
Parody Song Title:

"Been Caught Dealing"

Parody Written by:

Michael Florio

to quote Bob Dylan, "The times they are a changin'"...kids dont get caught for steeling anymore...
Been caught Dealing
once when I was five
I enjoy dealing
I deal my cocaine and crack
its just as simple as that
have heroin
I wanna get paid for it

got more pot in store
Ive got more pot in store
Hey alright! drugs Ill try, Im high!
high high high

stand tall, got weed too
but my crack's preferred
dumb people are all cured
I bought a razor for me
incase Im caught in the act
got heroin
I just wanna get paid for it

got more pot in store
Ive got more pot in store
Hey alright! drugs Ill try, Im high!
high high high

they sat around the pile
sat and laughed
they sat and laughed and
were so high, they're in thin air
and they wanna buy some crack
they want heroin
and I just wanna get paid for it

got more pot in store
Ive got more pot in store
Hey alright! drugs Ill try, Im high!
high high high
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com
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