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Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Peter Gabriel

Parody Song Title:

"Fast Food"

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The Lyrics

You can have a combo
For just only half the bucks
You could have potato strips, fryin'
With some crispy, tender clucks

All you do is call 'em
They'll serve anything you need

You could have a big dinner
Guarenteed at just ten minutes or less
Eat it and you feel your belly, plumpin'
That's for stuffing your fat ass

I wanna eat hamburgers
Until my stomach bursts
OOOOOOWWWW! Before you eat that hambuger
You had better blow on it first


Who would want a fruit cake
When there's a cow just on the grill
Throw away that fruit cake
When there's fries that will give you your fill

I wanna eat fried chicken
Crunchy and tender too
YOOOOWWWWW! I say that they're finger lickin'
Eat a chicken breast
We're gonna eat fried chicken
I know that it wastes my money
YOOOOWWWWW! Colenel's butt kickin'
Better pass the sauce that's honey


I Gotta Eat!

I take the combo (take the combo, take the combo)
Bite the skin (Bite the skin)
This is the good stuff (this is the good stuff)
I'll be taken in (he'll be taken in)
Won't you order me (order me)
All this yummy food (yummy food)
Order me (order me)
All this yummy food (yummy food)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm eatin' food food (order me)
Chicken meat, and a soda too (yummy food)
Gonna eat these burgers, a little bit until they're through (order me)
I've been eatin' the chicken, I've been eatin' the chicken (yummy food)
Gonna eat that chicken, til my gut goes through (order me)
Come on, come on Big Mac dude, come on, come on Big Mac dude (order me)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, food (yummy food)
I've been eatin' the burgers, I've been eatin' the burgers (order me)
But I'm not done til I get some bill for my food (yummy food)

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Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent. Try your spell check though ("Guarenteed", for example).

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