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Song Parodies -> "Cocaine Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cocaine Rhapsody"

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The Lyrics

Is this the real stuff?
Will it give me fantasies?
Caught in a Coke life
good escape from reality

Open your eyes, give me a high and see
I'm just a crackhead, i need some more money
Because I'm druggy bum, crack hobo, deadly high, give me more
Any way the crack goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just had a snort
Put some coke against my nose, breathed in deep, and overdosed
Mama, this life had just begun
But now I've gone and sniffed it all away
Mama, ooooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If i don't snort again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too much, my brain is dead
Sends shivers up my nose, god i hate an overdose
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and sniff the rest
Mama, oooh, I don't wanna get high
I sometimes wish I'd never bought coke at all

I see a little silhouetto of a stoned man
Crackhead douche crackhead douche, will you do some marijuana
pretty colors fighting, very very exciting me
(Jimi Hendrix) Janis Joplin (Jimi Hendrix) Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix figaro
Excitingo, I'm just a crackhead, nobody loves me
He's just a crackhead, from a crack family
Spare him his life from this crackosity
druggy bum, crack hobo, will you let me sniff?
Crackhead No! we will not let you sniff
(Let him sniff!) Crackhead! We will not let you sniff!
(Let him sniff!) Crackhead! We will not let you sniff!
(Let me sniff) will not let you sniff
(Let me sniff) will not let you sniff (Let me sniff) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia let me sniff
Beelzebub, has the devil left some hash for me, for me, for meeeee!!!
So you think you can stone me and gimme some pie
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby, can't just stone me baby
Just gotta get high, just gotta get high my dear
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters, to meeeeee
Any way the crack goes

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Pacing: 4.7
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Wild Man - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I can write one about rehab, but it won't be funny.
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Sure it will, Wild Man. Just make it about Noelle Bush, Georgie's niece, in rehab, where she was caught with crack. The White House? The bum can't even restore honor and integrity to HIS OWN HOUSE!
I wish I was Bob Geldof - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"OWW!!! Those Coke sniffing Nights!!!! (Back in the late 70's of course). That takes me back to good old times, but I'm glad to be off that shit though!!!!

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