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Song Parodies -> "It May Be Light"

Original Song Title:

"You May Be Right"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"It May Be Light"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

about that light salad dressing or cranberry juice that you just may buy, and not realize it until you get home...
Friday night, was at a party
salad dressing wasn't tardy
found a can and so I tasted it
seemed flavor was gone
didn't taste like it should've
and I thought that it was weakened, wasn't great

I've been drinking my juice in my home
I opened a new kind I own
but it didn't quite have that same nice fresh taste
and I thought that I was high
but it might've been the kind
of juice that I was drinking that's insane

it may be light
I may be crazy
but it just may be more calories I'm looking for
label's in sight
can't read, I'm lazy
I may be wrong, for all I know
it may be light

remember how I bought it there
alone inside the store is where
and I bought it all in hopes it was just style
I was longing for a brand
with some flavor, wasn't bland
'cause I might have bought the tasteless in that isle

now think of all the times I tried to
find a kind that tasted real good
I might be as crazy as I say
if I'm crazy, then it's true
that the dressing wasn't good
and I wouldn't ever buy that crap again

it may be light
I may be crazy
but it just may be more calories I'm looking for
label's in sight
can't read, I'm lazy
I may be wrong, for all I know
it may be light

it may be light
I may be crazy
but it just may be more calories I'm looking for
label's in sight
can't read, I'm lazy
I may be wrong, for all I know
it may be light

I may be wrong, but it may be light
I may be wrong but it may be light
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Jeff Reuben - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Just okay, not great.
lebeiw15 - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This wasn't your best, but it's the first parody about salad dressing I've read...
Pat - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
So-called 'lite' salad dressings are all yucky.
Jonathan C. - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, "light" dressings have sugars, which replaces the fat found in regular dressings. To me, that's even worse. If I couldn't have regular, then vinegrettes, or vinegar and oil dressings, are better.
Guy DiRito - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Was this a ballad or a salad?
Mike Florio - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah, not my best, I was tired while writing it, so thats why...and Jonathon, I cant stand Vinigrette dressing, to me it has possibly the worst flavor out of anything else...light dressings though are very much disgusting...
Meriadoc - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Low sodium pretzels, anyone?
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
The word "vinigrette" (misspelled?) has possibilities. Anybody wanna take it on? Merry: Low sodium pretzels sound nice. Send some to the White House. Supposedly, Georgie likes 'em. My favorite T-Shirt: A Roman soldier cutting a steak with his sword, caption, "Caesar did not have a salad."
Phil Alexander - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
It's "vinaigrette", Mike (from the French 'vinaigre', meaning vinegar)

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