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Song Parodies -> "Losing All My Hair"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Losing All My Hair"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Once upon a time
not so long ago
Tommy's hair was once really dark
but then mid-life did strike
hes down on his luck
its tuff, so tuff
Finds his drains a filling all day
scalp looks really bland
why not try Rogaine?
for some, need some

He says, Ive gotta comb on
with what I got
doesnt make a difference
if I go bald or not
it got my father
that shows a lot
need some,
the sun is so hot

Im half way there
to losing all my hair
scalp is bland, theres nothing on there
Im losing all my hair
losing all my hair

Tommy lost his top hair for good
now hes wishing he'd grow new
to grow some more
so tuff, its tuff
Tommy has to clean up the drain
makes his cap fit right
Tommy whispers, Ill get rogaine, some day

He says, Ive gotta comb on
with what I got
doesnt make a difference
if I go bald or not
it got my father
that shows a lot
need some,
the sun is so hot

Im half way there
to losing all my hair
scalp is bland, theres nothing on there
Im losing all my hair
losing all my hair

Ive gotta comb on, with hair or not
you comb towards your right when its all that you've got

Im half way there
to losing all my hair
scalp is bland, theres nothing on there
Im losing all my hair
losing all my hair
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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lebeiw15 - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!
gay - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
gay
Mother of 3 Ferrets - May 01, 2010 - Report this comment
this is what i have to say: poor tommy. lol! love it! :D

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