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Song Parodies -> "Bruce"

Original Song Title:

"Deuce"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Bruce"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Gene Simmons aka 'God of Thunder' -vs- Bruce Lee. I'd pay to see that
Bruce

Jet Li!
Put a roundhouse upside your head
Sooo-yah!
A Dragon punch will make you dead
Jackie Chan
He's the master of Kung Fu

Van Damme he's all Hollywood
And Chuck Norris is pretty good
But if you want to see some moves
You just watch Bruce!

Bolo!
He is a big and bad ass man
And Segal
His acting's like a ham
Whoop-ass
Be a Ninja through and through

Kick it!

Van Damme he's all Hollywood
And Chuck Norris is pretty good
But if you want to see some moves
You just watch Bruce!

Van Damme he's all Hollywood
And Chuck Norris is pretty good
But if you want to see some moves
You just watch Bruce!

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David Carradine (Cane from TV's "Kung Fu") - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
YOu forgot to mention me in your parody, but it was cool though.
Gene Simmons - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
5, 5, 5, dude! You are on a roll!
Lemmy - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This song parody has changed my life. It's very inspirational: The beautifully poetic lyrics, the fact that it's a KISS parody, and the fact that you have Floyd in your name. Pink Floyd is one of my all-time favorite rock groups, dude! ::cries tears of joy::

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