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Song Parodies -> "Freakier. Crazier."

Original Song Title:

"Fitter. Happier."

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Freakier. Crazier."

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The Lyrics

Imagine if your life was so, so crazy you would have to laugh so hard you didn't even know this song was about you? Well, here it goes...
Freakier. Crazier. More undomesticated.
comfortable (people don't know it)
drink beer 3 times a day
Excercise in a jungle, naked, with my wife every day in a bikini
(pretending I am Tarzan)
speaking gibberish at my associates at work
(boss thinks I'm funny)
eating a lot
(a diet on burgers and macaroni)
a wild driver (thinking I am Vin Deisel)
*feral child in back seat (I adopted him)
sleeping well
(dreaming I am some superhero or Tarzan every so often)
but too much hysteria
careful to animals
(I like to act like one and talk to them every so often)
keep in conact with them, too much
will never check credit at bank
(I spend money to much unlike those stingy people)
I do only crazy favours,
I am in love with every man and woman (which makes me gay!)
never dug the ring road supermarket (never knew what it was)
no car wash
(I paint it every Tuesday)
I am no longer afraid of the dark of shadows
(because I stay up, idiot!)
I am so teenage
so childish
so animal-like
I like being fast
(including times when run on fours down the street)
I can escape work
never been self-employed
discombobulated (good thing for me)
I am not in part of any society of humans
(but with animals)
Will not cry in public (but litterally, cry out to the moon)
Ill a lot
(don't know why)
my feral child still in the back seat
still talks like a monkey
still walks like a wolf
Still full of energy like a cat stuck to the end of a tree
that stuck into frozen cow pies
I am in the jungle now, acting freaky as I always will, like a duck in a cage doing the chicken dance.

I am bassically talking about Tarzan's son living in New York.*feral child: A kid who lived with wild animals such as monkeys, bears, wolves, ect. To learn more about them go to

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