Traveling in a boat with engine
In the heavy rain, what a bust that I'm in
I met a strange squirrel, her name was Sandy
She spoke to some words that were handy

She said:
Come on down to the town down under
The fishes swim and cause blunders
You can see, you can see the others
You oughta come, you oughta come under

I can go, but I can't breathe like you
So she lent to me another air suit
I dove, and I had to say "Whoa"
Now I'm going just like I'm Jauqes Causteau

And I'm like:
I'm here in a town down under
There's a head home, like it's from Easter
There's a rock, which a star lives under
He smelled like had not seen soap ever

Finally, I met a sponge man
He was Spongebob, last name Squarepants
He had something that I couldn't handle
'Cause he lived in a giant pineapple

So he said:
Welcome to the town down under
Another land guy, looks funner
Welcome to Bikini Bottom
Better find a nice and comfy home

Now I live in a town down under
I meet some friends full of blubber
I can go down and see the others
And Spongebob is a very bad mother'
(repeat to fade)