-> "I Guess That's Why They Call Them The Jews"
Original Song Title:
"I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues"
Parody Song Title:
"I Guess That's Why They Call Them The Jews"
The Lyrics
Don't go too astray
The messioch is coming hither
Put away the yeast
It is Passover Day
Time to eat only matzos
And I'll say "oy vey!"
Dust out the demons inside
And it won't be long
And soon you can atone
In the synagogue wiiiiith our rabbi
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews
Half their weekends prayin' in solitude
Long curly earlocks
Black hats and trench coats
Got a yarmulke made by old Bubbe
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews
Be true to your race
We all smirk when goyim laugh
Living without fear
Without hesitation
And never forget t' eat kosher
When in our world
Try gefilte fish with some kelp
But more than ever I'd simply love to
Meet wrestling's Goooooooold-berg himself
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews
Eight days of gifts and so much stuff to do
Got Rosh Hoshanah
And then Yom Kippur
Here comes Chanukkah--light the menoraaaah...
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews
You'll get a girl
The matchmaker has upheld
On manosh'vitz you'll get messugah
More than straight eeeeeeeth-yl itself
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews
Only one God and no savior too
Traced back to Adam
Preserved by Noah
Then freed by Moses, who parted the ocean!
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews!
And I guess that's why they call them the Jews...(repeat and fade)
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