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Song Parodies -> "Flushed Away"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

Original Performer:

Uncle Kracker and Dobie Gray

Parody Song Title:

"Flushed Away"

Parody Written by:

Jason C. Reeher

The Lyrics

Scatalogical references, song parodies, Uncle Kracker's cultural irrelevance and fleeting fame, it's all here...
Day after day I'm more confused
Yet I look for the bowl through the pipes and drain
This t.p. looks mighty used
But I'm feeling a bowel strain
Aint it a shame?

Oh, lift me the seat boys, and free my soul
I wanna get flushed down your toliet bowl
And drift away.

I'm beginning to think I wasted a dime
I don't understand why I can't pooh
The tile down there looks so unkind
But you help me along, watch out for my dong

Oh, lift me the seat boys and free my soul
I wanna get flushed down your toliet bowl
And drift away.

And when my bowels are free
And Uncle Kracker's there to soothe me.
Thank you, Kracker for your CD
I want you to know, I used your picture for t.p.
With rhythm and rhyme, and your singing's off key
Now I'm counting on you, to help me pooh.

Lift me the seat boys, and free my soul, I wanna get flushed
down your toliet bowl
And drift away.

Hey, won't you take one? Oh-oh, take one?
Uh... you said "bottom."

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Total Votes: 1

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xey - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
that sh!t sucks
aoit - August 07, 2006 - Report this comment
How tottally original... NOT! I bet this parody was written by a three year old, or a person who has the IQ of your average three year old. Here's my vote for this: zero-zero-zero! :P Now go take a hike!
============================== - October 15, 2012 - Report this comment
bye bye

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