-> "My name is...SynCroNos!"
Original Song Title:
"My name is"
Parody Song Title:
"My name is...SynCroNos!"
The Lyrics
Hi! My name is...
What? My name is...
Who? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
Hi! My name is...
Huh? My name is...
What? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
(Repeat)
Hi kids, do you act mindless?
Do you guys sing Nine-Inch Nails
Or dance naked to Primus?
Wanna copy them and do exactly like I did?
Place bids on eBay and wonder where your life is?
My brain's dead weight
I'm tryin to get my song straight
but I can't figure out what was in the brownie I just ate
And Rice Cube said "Syncronos, you's a crackhead!"
Na-ah! "Then why are your eyes red? Man, you're brain dead!"
Well since age ten I've tryin' to stay thin
so I keep takin' Phen-phen hopin' it won't do me in
Weights lift off so hard, I almost popped both my nuts off
And then the doctor asked me to turn my head and cough
Sometimes I seem kinda crass, ahead of my class,
Posting like a postman with a mad dog on his ass
Click submit
(Rice Cube) "Sync, wait a minute, that was wrong, dog!"
I don't really care, Chucky told me to tick the board off!
Hi! My name is...
What? My name is...
Who? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
Hi! My name is...
Huh? My name is...
What? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
(Repeat)
I was just too nerdy to be called 'one of the guys'
Thanks a lot, now I write songs like "Where's my Fries?"
I wish sometimes computers had erasers
For lyrical defacers
But then again, what would we all be here for?
Re-did a hit song, wrote the lyrics all wrong
No one even read it 'cause the words were takin' too long (all 1's)
Extra curricular, killing vehicular, atrio-ventricular
(Watt Daddy) "What'd he say?"
(Rice Cube) "Um...I'm not sure."
Ninety-nine percent of my life I ate fried food
There ain't a teen alive who has more zits than I do
But then I grew up and grew into my big feet
Maybe they'll make a size 18 shoe and name it after me (size 18!?)
You know you grew up when life hits you like 'Bam!'
Livin' off of Spam and payin' tax to Uncle Sam
This guy called me an asshole 'cause I wouldn't let him pass
So I road raged and said "Better an asshole than a whole ass!"
Hi! My name is...
What? My name is...
Who? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
Hi! My name is...
Huh? My name is...
What? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
(Repeat)
Stop the press! Why's Royce wearing a dress?! (Arroo!?)
(Rice Cube) "Take a guess."
He's a lady?
(Rice Cube) "You're a mess!"
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary outside
I'd rather play Game-Cube inside and blare remixes like "Stayin' Alive" (Huh?)
Is it techno or disco? Should I give it a chance?
I just heard the Macarena, dare me to dance? (NO!!!)
All my life I was vertically enhanced
I ain't had clothes that fit in years
I have to wear high-water pants (D'oh!)
My slacks rip like the Incredible Hulk
They split when I walk, and
My cuffs don't touch my socks (damn!)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw plates
Where are all the leftovers, man?!
(Rice Cube) "You already ate!"
I stay awake by eatin' No-Doz and 'shrooms
Wearin' a straightjacket and sittin' in a rubber room
Stark-ravin' mad, and by the way
If you're feeling bad,
Call me- I'll be hangin' round
Like a hanging chad
Hi! My name is...
What? My name is...
Who? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
Hi! My name is...
Huh? My name is...
What? My name is...
Sigga...sigga...SynCroNos
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