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Song Parodies -> "Receipt"

Original Song Title:

"Disease"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"Receipt"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Feels like they've made a mistake
seems that I have overpaid
on this thin paper it does show, on this paper it does show
it seems I have paid more than I'd buy all through one day
but with this paper I do know
'cause the price does show

and my buying days aint over
'cause it seems, that its credit or cash
Clerk in the store, Ill use my card

Ive got a receipt, what I buyed
so I see, what I purchased, baby
That price is not what Im due
tell me, what is the start of this big snafoo
give me back my money
dont charge so many big fees
Ive got a receipt

seems that you wont let me pass
when Im on my wheels and I gave cash
Ill drive through barriers, unless you lift the brown bar

every little fee you charge is drastic
will not move unless you have it
cleark in the store, my receipt

Ive got a receipt, what I buyed
so I see, what I purchased, baby
That price is not what Im due
tell me, what is the start of this big snafoo
give me back my money
dont charge so many big fees
Ive got a receipt

and while I think it's correct
I will then see that the price is higher than it should be
I want my money, money
tell me why I bought this, sonny
youre, youre wrong
keep telling myself that I wont pay more, until
I see with my receipt
I see with my receipt

Ive got a receipt, what I buyed
so I see, what I purchased, baby
That price is not what Im due
tell me, what is the start of this big snafoo
give me back my money
dont charge so many big fees
Ive got a receipt

and while I think it's correct
I will then see that the price is higher than it should be
I want my money, money
tell me why I bought this, sonny
youre, youre wrong
keep telling myself that I wont pay more, until
I see with my receipt
I see with my receipt
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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