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Song Parodies -> "Just Wrote My Memoirs"

Original Song Title:

"Just The Way You Are"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Just Wrote My Memoirs"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

to be sung by "Hillary the great"
Went campaigning
to a new city
to get away from Bill and all
do imagine
I'm too familiar
and all my money will go far

I didn't leave Bill
in times of troubles
though, I thought that it was wrong
I want sympathy
for all my bad times
that's why I just wrote my memoirs

I went writing
'bout my passions
and how I stole the seat I'm in
I always know the
real bad reactions
can just be settled with some cash

I wont win ever
without inflammation
I never wanna work that hard
I just need someone
to feel my pain too
that's why I just wrote my memoirs

I need to win over this big country
by passing bribes to folks like you
hope this'll make you feel my sympathy
and then I'll get all your votes too

I'm sticking by Bill
that's forever
single women don't get far
I really want to
win this election
That's why I just wrote my memoirs

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Rice Cube - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd imagine Hillary actually singing this, but I'm afraid it'll come out like android-speak.
Royce Miller - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
All right, Michael!
Claude Prez - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, ya heartless fascist.
Michael Pacholek - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Not your finest hour. Half the song doesn't rhyme, and how exactly did Hillary "steal the seat"? Did she pay the Republicans off and tell them to nominate that schmuck Rick Lazio instead of Rudy Giuliani? They may be greedy slimeballs, but her money they would not take. They have some principles. She won fair and square. Don't worry, she'll never run for President, for the simple reason that, unlike her Senate race, the press wouldn't let it be about her, it would be about him.
Billy Florio - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael, the republicans didnt nominated Giuliani because he had cancer...remember? Thats why he pulled out of the race........Lazio wanted to run in the first place, but was told not to because thjey felt Giulani had the better chance.....they were right...
Mike Florio - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
well thanks to Rice and Royce...and Claude...I have been called heartless before, but facsist is a new one...
Claude Prez - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry Mike. I have this bad habit of never letting anyone know if I'm kidding or not. What I meant to say was, "Good job, ya smart Confucius."
Mike Florio - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
lol...thanks Claude...

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