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Song Parodies -> "Ignition (remix, the 13 year old version)"

Original Song Title:

"Ignition (remix)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R.kelly

Parody Song Title:

"Ignition (remix, the 13 year old version)"

Parody Written by:

Shorty T

The Lyrics

It's the 13 year old who was molested singing her version of the song.
now usually I don't let the kids do this, but gon' 'head and break 'em off with your version of the remix

he said: I'm not tryin' to make a scene
but your walk is kinda mean
I know you only thirtheen
but i'm loving the way you throw that thing
that's why I'm all up in your face
trying to take you to my place
give you some pocket change
so we can make a lil' tape

so gimme that toot toot
i'll give that beep beep
running his hands thru my weave
and i'm only thirtheen
he said my body saying i'm ready

It's the remix to ignition
got me switchin' positions
from the room to the kitchen
the hallway to the stairs
he said like 112 babe, we can do it anywhere

bounce (x10)

it's like murder he wrote
once he ripped of my clothes
and started the video
and started pissing down my throat
now he feeling what he sticking
no more hoping and wishin'
that he could find him a girl that still needs parents permission

gimme that toot toot
i'll give you that beep beep
running my hands thru his 'fro
talking 'bout he's not that old
and my body fully developed

it's the remix to ignition
got me switchin' positions
from the room to the kitchen
the hallway to the stairs
he said like 112 babe, we can do it anywhere

juicy-juice poppin' in the stretch escalade
we to young for liqour, we barely look our age
he got pre-teens to his left, teenagers on his right
as long as you're under 18 you can party tonight
we taped the video, now i could play with barbie
while I play with barbie, he explains why I shouldn't tell mommy
then around about 4:00 he calls and make a deal with mommy
then take me to his room, and fundle my body

let me get a toot toot
i'll give you that beep beep
running his hands thru my weave
saying his body calling me
so can we get freaky

it's the remix to ignition
got me switchin' positions
from th room to the kitchen
from the hallway to the stairs
he said like 112 babe, we can do it anywhere

he said girl we off in this jeep
foggin' windows up
blastin' lil'romeo
in the back of my truck
boucin' up and down
stroke it round and round
and if anybody ask, you my godchild

this is my first parody, so let me know if it's good. HOLLA!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Mickeymoore - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I think this is the best parody on this sight ritght now it paces great and it makes a whole lot of sense and very very very very very very funny.Hey I peed
shorty t - July 13, 2003 - Report this comment
yo this shorty T, thanks for all your nice comments and good ratings.
johns girl zo - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
i luv it but its kinda disgusting
black dragon 69 - May 29, 2005 - Report this comment
your chorus in that song sucks ass. it doesnt pace very good. other than that the song is ok.

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