-> "The Mayonnaise"
Original Song Title:
"The Ace of Spades"
Parody Song Title:
If you want a sandwich, you better use some Spam
You make them , eat them, they taste so good with cheese
The lettuce bought today, it makes a difference in the taste
Before I can eat, the only thing I need is
Gonna make a salad, I like my eggs deviled
Going to the store, because the stuff ain't free
7 11, stock boy watching you
Cashier has a zit, buy your stuff and split
I mix it with my booze
I eat it 'till I drool
I eat it with my bare hands baby
I could live on it forever
But don't give me no mustard!!
Throwing up my breakfast, should have had a Slim-Fast
Never again, on Lucky Charms my friend
It's going to my thighs, eat it 'till I die
The only thing I eat, you know it's gotta be
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