I'm sitting here in my den,
Watchin' TV
They said something about the zoo having
Problems with security
Then I heard a loud crash, figured "Neighborhod kids"
Then a rhino smashed in
Then it did
And now I know why they say

Every nose has its horn
Just like they can't use the door
Just like some zookeeper fills out long, long forms
Every nose has its horn

Yes it does

Now I'm trying to get rid of
This huge stupid rhino
Herar the contractors saying
Fixing my wall's serious dough.
Though I wonder if he knows
What it's like to go through this
To have a rhino crash through your front wall
Insurance will cover it, at least I guess

Every nose has its horn
Just like they can't use the door
Just like some zookeeper fills out long, long forms
Every nose has its horn

Though it's been a while now
Since it wrecked my window panes
Sure, they removed the rhino
Rhino's gone, but the hole, the hole remains

The rhino could've stayed away that night
If they'd known what to do
Instead of that security breach
They could've built a better zoo.

There's a big hole in my wall now
It was a rhino, not a bull or a cow
If you don't believe me, come here for a show
Look at my wall, and see that great big hole

Every nose has its horn
Just like they can't use he door
Just like some zookeeper fills out long, long forms
Every nose has its horn