-> "Please Take A Bath"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Laugh At Me"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Please Take A Bath"
Parody Written by:
Shane Frederick
The Lyrics
Please take a bath
You're a nerd with booger glasses, you get wedgies in the street
You let a gas bomb and we die, cause you got a fart that no one can beat
And you know how it feels to be crapping, sitting in a seat
You're the shi*ter on the corner, you smell like a dog in heat,
You're a single teenage boy, no one likes because you stink,
You don't have to change your ways, if you want to breed a cow
but
Please take a bath, please wash your butt, it smells just like your raunchy nuts,
In the tub, you've never been, someday well all have healthy skin, please take a bath.
I'm the gangster on the corner looking to get someone beat
I wouldn't be out here whopping if I had a girl to eat
And don't think I don't notice the badge sitting in your seat
I lost the boss and Billy Joe someone lit the TNT
The day they laid them in the ground is the day I rocked the whites
And right now I'm down to shooting this explosive M-16
So Don't mess with me, Don't give me bull
I take this rifle and shoot off your tool
In my eyes your all mean, someday I'll be rich and mean
Don't mess with me
I'm mean, I'm fat, I'm dumb, I smell
I'm mental I'm gay now that's just wrong
Please take a bath, please wash your butt, it smells just like your raunchy nuts,
In my eyes your all mean, someday I'll be rich and mean
Don't mess with me
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