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Song Parodies -> "Cracker Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Cadillac"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Mest

Parody Song Title:

"Cracker Jack"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

For the idea for this song, I'd like to thank two people...The first's name starts with J and ends with H, and the second starts with E and ends with N...I am of course talking about Jeremiah from the Bible, and the Imaginary Elfen Tribe of Southern Idaho...but seriously, thanks guys!
It's ninety cents,
A prize is also sent,
I've seen it, laying on the shelf,
But now, it's time to know,
That the free prize is getting old,
Well, I never do, what people know,
So now we're gonna roll,
Now we're gonna roll,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
We order about sixty pounds,
The boxes will soon be found,
Why don't they mail it soon, before I cry on the ground,
Maybe it's in a cup,
If it don't I might throw up,
I'm gonna be there when it shows up,
So now I'm gonna roll,
Now I'm gonna roll,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack, rollin'
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
No control, no one knows, if I'm ever comin' back,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,

The top back, prize tacked (x5), openin' my Cracker Jack,
openin' my Cracker Jack,
The top back, prize tacked,
Top back, prize tacked, prize tacked,
Top back, prize tacked,
Top back, prize tacked,
Top back, prize tacked, rollin',
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
No control, no one knows, if I'm ever comin' back,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack,
The top back, prize tacked, openin' my Cracker Jack...

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Ellen - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I love you SMITH!!
bubblegum_superstar - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
lol...very good...mest are a great band
Andrea from Random Fact - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
dude, that was so freakin awesome. heehee still laughing... woo that was so f-ing great. dude i love you in some weird weird weird way. anywho i love tony he's hott haha

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