Oh I could hide behind the trees
From Eddy as Sarah sings
Ed's six -o-clock parole were never in
The news came in as I rise
Wipe the tears out of my eyes
About Ed's new show and as he reads

(Chorus)
Cheer up Double D
Oh what Eddy means
About Ed's Misdemeanor
From a Sci-Fi Movie

You once thought of him
When a nightlight's getting dim
Now you know how happy Ed can be
Oh and our good scams going bad
Without Ed, we're really sad
But how much money do we really need

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(Repeat Chorus 2xs)