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Song Parodies -> "Silicone"

Original Song Title:

"Kodachrome"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Silicone"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

When you think back on all the crap you did in high school
its a wonder you have breasts at all
as though your lack of inflammation will be costly
you were born unlikely with you chest small

Silicone
will give you those nice bright colors
they'll get you the things you dream of
makes you think all the world's really sweat, oh yeah
you got a new bigger bra
Id love to take a photograph
so, mama dont take, that silicone away

if you take all the girls I knew when I was single
and put them all together in a line
and they wont match your sweat chest inflammation
and everything looks worse when small to sight

Silicone
will give you those nice bright colors
they'll get you the things you dream of
makes you think all the world's really sweat, oh yeah
you got a new bigger bra
Id love to take a photograph
so, mama dont take, that silicone away
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Pat - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Some of the pacing's off, but it's good.
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
You got a one-track mind, Mike, but, as Dom Irrera would say, I don't mean that in a bad way!
Mike Florio - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
haha, Dom Irera is one of my favorite comedians ever! Hes mad funny! "I never got the people who try to correct me on the pronunciation of my own name...I get 'don?' 'no dom!' 'dominik?' 'no Dom!' actually once, in Florida, I got someone come up to me and say, 'youre one of my favorite comedians ever! Don Amiche, right?"-Dom Irera

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