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Song Parodies -> "Beers With Kevin"

Original Song Title:

"Tears In Heaven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Beers With Kevin"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

Would I still know my name
If I drank some with Kevin
Would I still be the same
after drinking with Kevin
I must be strong, and not chug long
'cause I know I dont belong here with Kevin

Would I use my hands
if I got wasted with Kevin
Would I try to stand
if I drunk up with Kevin
Ill find my way, to not drink too many
'cause I know I cant waste here with Kevin

booze can knock you down, booze can make you sneeze
booze can make you stop, have you hide your keys, hide you keys

the beer will pour, and I'll hit the floor
and then I know they'll be no more beers with Kevin

Would I still know my name
If I drank some with Kevin
Would I still be the same
after drinking with Kevin
I must be strong, and not chug long
'cause I know I dont belong here with Kevin
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lebeiw15 - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious. 5-5-5!
Wild man - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a Winner Mikey
Jeff Reuben - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Who's Kevin? =)
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff's right, until we know who Kevin is, we can't be sure how funny this is, so I didn't vote.
Wild Man - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Is Kevin that person from work or school ,that you went out for a few brewski's found out how totaly weird he was? Or Is Kevin a family member you feel uncomfortable with? Anyhow liked your song man.
Mike Florio - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Kevin is just supposed to be the most popular kid in the school because he drinks, and he hooks everyone else up with beer, so people hang out with him...the protagonist and him are cool with each other, so then one night, the protagonist decided to drink with him, and this is his song about his first time drinking..and the fears he may have....ANYway...thanks for the good comments...
cheerleader - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey! I think I know Kevin. Then again maybe not cuz the one I know, I can drink under the table. hehee

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