Song Parodies -> Eighty
| Original Song Title: | "Eighteen" |
| Original Performer: | Alice Cooper |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eighty" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Alice rules. Will be recording this soon.
I'm Eighty
Deep lines on my face and hands
False teeth chewing up and down
I sit and mumble but nobody cares
I hate Depends Underwear
I'm 80
I don't know where I live
80
I can't remember my name
80
I gotta rub Ben-Gay
I gotta tumor on my face
And I'm moving at a slow pace
Ow yeah
I gotta ruptured lung and a tired heart
Took eighteen days to find my car
My kids don't know what I'm talking about
Feels like I got a bad case of the gout
Cause I'm
Eighty
I'm constipated all day
80
Social Security pay
80
I gotta rub Ben-Gay
Deep lines on my face and hands
Jaw swings from the left to right
I'm at the end now
The end of my life
I'm annoyed 'cause I'm so old
I'm 80 and I hate it!
Yes I hate it!
Oh I hate it!
Hate it!
Hate it!
Hate it!
80!
80!
80!
Eighty you can shove it!
Deep lines on my face and hands
False teeth chewing up and down
I sit and mumble but nobody cares
I hate Depends Underwear
I'm 80
I don't know where I live
80
I can't remember my name
80
I gotta rub Ben-Gay
I gotta tumor on my face
And I'm moving at a slow pace
Ow yeah
I gotta ruptured lung and a tired heart
Took eighteen days to find my car
My kids don't know what I'm talking about
Feels like I got a bad case of the gout
Cause I'm
Eighty
I'm constipated all day
80
Social Security pay
80
I gotta rub Ben-Gay
Deep lines on my face and hands
Jaw swings from the left to right
I'm at the end now
The end of my life
I'm annoyed 'cause I'm so old
I'm 80 and I hate it!
Yes I hate it!
Oh I hate it!
Hate it!
Hate it!
Hate it!
80!
80!
80!
Eighty you can shove it!
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This parody rocks! You get a 5,5,5. This parody changed my life.
You rock, Alice! Now as for you, dude, I love this parody. This is even funnier than the May-o-naise! The may-o-naise!
This is probably the best parody I have ever read in a long time! You get a 5,5,5.
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