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Song Parodies -> "Punk Rawk Grrl"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Punk Rawk Grrl"

Parody Written by:

Lisa Gee

The Lyrics

I know the title sucks, but whatever. There are a million of these, but I had fun with this anyway. As sung by Avril herself.
I like to skate
I wear baggy clothes
Can I make it any more obvious?

I am a punk
I hate ballet
What more can I say?

I can pretend
To play my guitar
But secretly, I couldn't play a bar

All of my fans
Think I'm so rad
But everyone else knows I'm so bad

I am Avril Lavigne
And I love the punk rock scene
I want to be a part of it
But I'm just a stupid whore
Who likes to think she's hardcore
But all my music is poppy sh*t

Five years from now
I'll be at home
Crying to myself, I'm all alone

Turn on the TV
Guess what I'll see?
A one hit wonders show on me!

I'll call up my fans
Wait.. I don't have those
This means I can go back to preppy clothes!

Is my favorite place
I buy my clothes there by the case

I am Avril Lavigne
I love the pop music scene
I used to be a part of it
Now I'm another whore
Who used to be so hardcore
I used to think I was the shit

Oh my gosh you guys JK!
I could never be that way!
Abercrombie is so lame
You fell for my silly game!
But I know you all can see
See the real punk here is me
Because what you see with your eyes
Is how you should judge my insides!

I like to skate
I wear baggy clothes
Can I make it any more obvious?

I am a punk
Haven't you heard?
I'm the most punk chick in the world!

I am Avril Lavigne
I am the punk rock queen
I am so totally hardcore
I'll sing in the studio
Songs someone else once wrote
I didn't write this one, you know
Copy Right Lisa Gee 2003 and beyond.

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Junior - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! I meant to vote 4-5-4, but I can't count (lol), so it ended up 3-5-4....
Sarah - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Good AND true parody... 4,5,5
SunshineD - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment
well I am not an Avril not me!! but how come there are sooooooo many parodies on avril...more than anyone else....Man she got a lot haters...well...I was jes wonderin..its true tha ppl have written more songs on her than any other artist...

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