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Song Parodies -> "History"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss The Rain"

Original Performer:

Billy Myers

Parody Song Title:

"History"

Parody Written by:

Rock Princess

The Lyrics

The School Themes continue...
(History teacher)

Hello
Can you get this?
Is it getting through to you?

Hello
Are you sleeping?
There's a battle up in France
Do you know who won the war?

Why don't you
Why don't you
Leave this class?

(Student)

History
Whenever I'm failing it's History
Whenever I'm sleeping in class
History
Whenever my grades drop
History's to blame for this mess
Keep in mind -
Napoleon's a French guy
And he lost at Waterloo, right?
(Thanks to Abba)
Just when I think it's done
I stay up and study all night

[On the next day...]

(History teacher)

Hello
Did you miss me?
I hear you say you did
But not as much as I missed you

What's new?
Will you sit down?
Do you have you homework done?
Will please read them out loud?
Oh, it would mean anything
If I knew
How you'll pass this year's finals
How would you?
How would you?

You will fail
You will fail
History
And then you'll come to me
On your knees
Begging "Please,
Save me"
Only me

(Student)

History
Whenever I'm failing it's History
That keeps me awake late at night
I can't wait 'till school is all over
History
When will it be done
History
History




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Rock Princess - June 08, 2003 - Report this comment
No comment is the best comment, right?....
dustin - June 08, 2003 - Report this comment
History class is the best time to sleep. Next years my sophmore year in high school, and i might try to stay awake.
Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
The best line I ever heard about this class was at the end of the year, last day of school, end of the period, my friend stood up and yelled, "This class is history!" (yuk yuk yuk)

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