I was walking down Acland street
Concentrating on coffee rights
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright

I saw four faces - one man
A brother from the Dog's Bar,
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other, going ...

Woh oh oh ..
It's nice to find him home!

I don't like latte,
But they seem to love it
.. Caffeine holiday ..
It's cappuccino for me
And kindly make it snappy!

He looked down at my silver cup
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said you've got to be joking man
Because it frothes like no other

He said I like it - I want it,
I'll take it off your hands
And if you cross me
You'll be sorry
You'd better understand that you're alone
Without your mobile phone

I don't like latte,
But they seem to love it
Don't like cappuccino no more
Just take it all away ..

I hurried back to Expresso Bar
Drinking long machiatta
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder?
She said I've got it, you'll like it
My harvest is the best
And if you try it, you'll like it
Don't wallow in this latte holiday ..

Well - what else could I say ..?

I don't LIKE latte,
But they all seem to love it
Don't like cappuccino no more

.. Caffeine holiday..

Don't like machiatta!
Don't like cafe LATTE at all..
Don't like cappuCCINO!

.. Caffeine holiday ..

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