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Song Parodies -> "Doughnut Glaze"

Original Song Title:

"Purple Haze"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Doughnut Glaze"

Parody Written by:

Ol' John Brown

The Lyrics

This song has been misheard so many ways that I just had to take a stab at a parody. Some of the original lyrics were questionable but I did my best at making them fit . . .
Doughnut glaze all in my brain
I don't care 'bout the cellophane
Too much coffee, I'm goin' blind
'Scuse me, while I zip my fly
Doughnut Gaze all around
So fluffy, and a golden brown
Ate too much, in misery
Krispy Kreme must be a feloney
Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no
[can't go on like this]
Talkin' 'bout cream 'n'
I'm talkin' about lard and fluff
If everbodys still around, fluff and ease, if
So far out my mind
Somethings happening, somethings happening

Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh,
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh, YEAH!
Doughnut glaze all in my mouth, uhh
Don't know if its fresh but nice
You got me, throwin' my pie
Is it old dough or just pastry nice?
Help me
Ahh, yea-yeah, Doughnut glaze, yeah
Oh, no, oh
Oh, help me
Doughnut glaze, Tell me, baby, tell me
I can't go on like this
Doughnut glaze
You're makin' me throw my pie...mama
Doughnut glaze, n-no, nooo
Doughnut glaze, no, too sweet, baby

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Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Man - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
You made fall off the 'Doughnut" wagon. I'm off to but some K K's now. It was fun and made me hungry too!

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