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Song Parodies -> "Vitz"

Original Song Title:

"Kim"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Vitz"

Parody Written by:

J.Marie

The Lyrics

This song is about the biggest jerk at my school! I hope he sees this
Oh my god Look at that guy
Isn't he so hot I think he likes me back
I asked him out but he said no
He rejected me and made me cry
How did you put me in denial
Sit down fagot you move again I'll beat the sh*t out of you
(Me as my ex crush....OK)

Don't make me get our close friends they don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit cryin' fag why do ya always make me shout at you
How coud you just diss me and get a girl to go out with you
(Guy crying and screaming)
All whats the matter pansy?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad fag your fianlly gonna hear me out this time At first I'm gonna cry
You wanna reject me worse that's fine
But not for a girl to take my place
Are you out your mind
This table these friends this whole place is mine
How could be a big jerk
Look at Vitz Look at this girl now
(NO!)
I said look at her
(Guy Crying)
She ain't so hot now is she...pansy
(Why are you doing this)
Shut the f*** up
(Lay off the crack you're total slut)
You think I give a f***?
C'mon were going to the dance fag
(NO!)
Slow dance with me
(Why did you flick me off and try to slow dance)
We'll be in the same place a chap ain't here
Well, I'll be back flirtin you'll be desprate now

CHOURS
So long, fag you get me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Livin in this world without you
So long, fag you get me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Livin in this world without you

(Guy Crying)
You really f***ed me Vitz you really put a number on me
You never knew rejecting me would come back to haunt you
We was little then Vitz we was only 12 I thought we agreed to be just friends and maybe kiss
Now were 13 I thought we would kiss that's f***ed up
(I want you)
Oh god my brain is racing
(I love you I gotta crush on you...he's crying)
Change the station I hate this song you think they're just tabloids?
There's a real NFL football player laying dead in his jersey
(Guy crying and screaming)
HA HA! What you think I'd lie to you?
You looked up to him didn't you?
(NO!)
Idiot don't f***in lie to me
What's Kyle's problem he's gotta crush on me
F*** you retard Yeah Bite me
Vitz! TRAVIS! Why don't you like me?
You think I'm a slut don't you
(It's not that I...)
Steve's right you think I'm a slut!
(Me....NO WAY)
Stay the f*** away from me don't hug me!
I hate you! I hate you! I swear to god I hate you!
(Guy crying)
I love you I gotta crush on you!
How the f*** could you do this to me!
(I'm sorry!)
How the f*** could you do this to me

REPEAT CHOURS

C'mon go away
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out fagot
(Let go of my hair. Please sweetie I want you. Look we can just skip school and leave...)
F*** you! You did this to me! It's your fault
Oh my god I'm crackin up
Get a grip Jeana
Hey remember the time heard about the football game and you like broke your leg
(SHHHHHHHHH!!)
And you had to be carried by the ambulince
That was funny wasn't it
(Yes)
That was funny wasn't it
(YES!)
See it all makes sence doesn't it
You and this girl have a moment and one of us tries to grab a knife I jump in the struggle
And before you know it one of us tries to get our Adam's apple sliced
(NO!)
And while this is going on the girlfriend walks in she panics and she gets throatcut
(Oh my god...guy crying)
It wasn't ok so I slash my own throat so now it's double homaside and suside
but no no
I shoulda listened when you didn't like me We could of....
Hey where you going get back here!
You can't run from me Vitz it's just us you're only makin this harder on yourself
Ha Ha Gotcha! (Guy screaming)
(Guy yelling) Go ahead yell! Here I'll yell with you
Ah! Somebody help! (Guy crying and screaming)
Don't you get it fagot? No one can hear you!
Now shut the f*** up and get what's comming to you!
(Guy crying)
You were suppose to go out with me (Stop!...Guy chocking)
Now die fagot die! Die fagot die! DIE!

Repeat chours until end

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J.Marie - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
come on don't be shy
S.T.G. - June 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I checked it out.......... and after consideration I believe that you have the stuff to be a big hitter, keep on writing.
J.Marie - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
on my 2nd parody... i made a mastake: the original song of Michael the weirdo Jackson is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer please change the title I'd like to hear from Malcom Higgens
Jeremiah McGlothin - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks J Marie for the props on Spiderman. I really enjoyed this parody. It's something I would've never thought of. I gave you all fives for this gem. All fives.
sara - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I am wondering is Vitz a real name? How did you come up (Vitz) with it. I really enjoyes it.

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