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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Rap"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Rap"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

The beat is playing
I'm lost for words don't know what to say
This beat making me lost
People listen close, to what I'm saying

I can't rap, I can't rhyme
The only thing I can do is to pretend
I can't rap, I can't rhyme
I'm just standing here wasting lots of time

Producers standing in the crowd
He's not impressed with me, but gave me a chance
There's someone else writing the lyrics
And all they need is one hit single to be rich

'Cause, I can't rap, I can't rhyme
The only thing I can do is to pretend
No, I can't rap, I can't rhyme
I'm standing here wasting time

Got to spend my check on everything
You never know when I'll go broke
Young cats are starting the rhyming
More people starting to sample older songs
They can't think of thoughts of their own
I never thought I hear so much crap ever in my life

But I can't rap, I can't rhyme
The only thing I can do is to pretend
No, I can't rap, I can't rhyme
I'm standing here wasting time

Checking my words make sure they flow
You never know who's listening
A perfect contract with a perfect deal

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Chris Bodily TM - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, you stole my parody title! Yours is definitely better than mine. Straight 5's my man!
lebeiw15 - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe it's just me, but I'm having trouble pacing a lot of today's parodies. I had to give you a 2 for pacing, sorry.
JV - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
WACK

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