-> "I Can't Rap"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Dance"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Rap"
The Lyrics
The beat is playing
I'm lost for words don't know what to say
This beat making me lost
People listen close, to what I'm saying
I can't rap, I can't rhyme
The only thing I can do is to pretend
I can't rap, I can't rhyme
I'm just standing here wasting lots of time
Producers standing in the crowd
He's not impressed with me, but gave me a chance
There's someone else writing the lyrics
And all they need is one hit single to be rich
'Cause, I can't rap, I can't rhyme
The only thing I can do is to pretend
No, I can't rap, I can't rhyme
I'm standing here wasting time
Got to spend my check on everything
You never know when I'll go broke
Young cats are starting the rhyming
More people starting to sample older songs
They can't think of thoughts of their own
I never thought I hear so much crap ever in my life
But I can't rap, I can't rhyme
The only thing I can do is to pretend
No, I can't rap, I can't rhyme
I'm standing here wasting time
Checking my words make sure they flow
You never know who's listening
A perfect contract with a perfect deal
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