Just broke up with my girlfriend
Things didn't go with the plan
I guess most girls don't go for
A wrestling fan

So while I wondered what went wrong
And read the paoer in bed
I saw the perosnal cloumns
And an ad there that said:

"If you like Hurricanranas
And like Angle and Shane
If you're not into RAW Brand
But miss RVD & Kane
If you watch PPV's til midinight
And know the fed is in town
Then I'm the woman you're looking for
Come with me to Smackdown."

Forgot my ex-girlfriend
Truth is she wasn't that great
But if I met this new girl
Then I'd finally have a decent date
So I wrote to the paper
Sent in a response
And though I'm not a scriptwriter
It couldn't hurt for once

"Yes I like Hurricanranas
I dig Angle and Shane
I do miss RAW's RVD
But I could do without Kane
I've got to meet you this Tuesday
At the arena in town
I'll be the guy in Benoit's shirt
Meet me there at Smackdown"

So I stood at the front gate
Waiting for her to arrive
She recognized me in an instant
And said "This is my first show live"
She laughed for a moment
And said "I'm new in town
And after the show
Could you show me around?"

We both like Hurricanranas
And dig Angle & Shane
We both miss RVD
We don't talk about Kane
We stayed out until midnight
As I showed her around
This could be agreat beginning
All thanks to Smackdown.