Song Parodies -> "Weight"

Original Song Title:

"Faith"

Original Performer:

Limp Bizkit

Parody Song Title:

"Weight"

Parody Written by:

LODweed

The Lyrics

Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch that ice cream
You know that that is my dream
When the freezer breaks I scream

But I gotta think twice
Because I had to roll here
And I can drink fifty beers
And not be pissing clear.

Oh, but I need some french fries to stick in my mouth
And someone to help me up off the floor
But I'm five-hundred pounds and live in the deep south
They use lard to cook our food and always ask if you want more

So I'm gonna eat cake
I'm gonna eat cake
And I'm gonna gain weight, weight, weight
I'm gonna gain weight, weight, weight...

Body, I know you're asking me to stop
Saying that my heart is gonna pop
Three-Hundred pounds I should lose

Body, that's easy for you to say
Jared can still walk to Subway
But I ate all their cheese and mayo too

Before this stomach becomes a country
Before I cannot fit through my own door
I could work out and eat less calories
But before I do, maybe just one bite more...

So I'm gonna eat cake
I'm gonna eat cake
And I'm gonna gain weight, weight, weight
I'm gonna gain weight, weight, weight...

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