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Song Parodies -> "Sunburn On My Shoulders"

Original Song Title:

"Sunshine On My Shoulders"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Sunburn On My Shoulders"

Parody Written by:

Joelle

The Lyrics

Having just returned from vacation in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, I know that this is true! Ouch!
Sunburn on my shoulders makes me cranky.
Sunburn on my ears can make me cry.
Sunburn on my body looks so ugly.
Sunburn always makes me want to die.

If I could have started today over,
I would have used my sunscreen faithfully.
Even though it made my skin cold, I would try
To use the stuff because it'd protect me.

Now I'm screaming in my pain and torment.
I lay on the beach too long a time.
I thought I'd come away with a gorgeous tan,
But now I'm home and all I do is whine.

Sunshine without my sunscreen makes me whine,
"Ouch! That really hurts!"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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Tim Hall - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody. I can understand because I live in Vegas and have to put on sunscreen every time I walk out there.
Wild Man - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Know What you mean, Tim. Here in Florida we buy it by the 55 galon drum. We paced , good & job Joelle!
Paul Robinson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Joelle, Nice "Midsummer's Lament" here. It's out of season for most of us on the North American Continent now (Elsewhere? I don't know; Aussie, Phil, anybody, where DOES the sun parch and torment it's worshippers this time of year? I'm mostly a "avoid too much sun" paleface anyway). Score here? My creaky old finger joints are still able to reach to the "5" key just above the "r" and "t" and supply enough impact 3 times to recognize your work here.
Guy - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) Hate sunburn but liked the parody.
Johnny D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) That's a HOT one, Joelle, and fun, too!
Rick D - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This is why I avoid the beach.
Agrimorfee - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC)Good stuff MAynard.
Adagio - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ouch!
Phil Nelson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) So true, good one. I was at an outdoor Steve Winwood concert a few months ago, and didn't use good enough sunscreen, and got bad sunburn. Liked the parody.
Melhi - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
S-Round: I remember laughing as I read this one when it was new and it's still funny!
John Jenkins - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, very good title. I relate to the second line because the ears are where I always forget to apply sunscreen.
Peregrin - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny work, Joelle
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
An experience I understand all too well, having grown up in the South and lived through blazing summers with highs that made the thermometer displays at the bank malfunction. Fives all round!
Arwen - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ABCs...Nice work, Joelle. I have a sunburn song, too...I can totally relate!!
Meriadoc - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad.
Jeff Reuben - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Been there, done that. Sunburn, not the song =) Well done!
martha - October 02, 2004 - Report this comment
yes we've all been there ... very funny! when I first saw the title I thought it was going to be a parody of "Lipstick on my collar".........

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