-> "I Want A New Pres"
Original Song Title:
"I Want A New Drug"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Want A New Pres"
Parody Written by:
Ham n Eggs
The Lyrics
I want a new pres
One who won't make me sick
One who won't need his Dad's cronies
Like Donald, Colin, or Dick
I want a new pres
Who who can spell his name
One who won't 'misunderestimate'
Or put our language to shame
One who won't make the world nervous
One who has a clue
One who won't need Exxon to tell him what to do
Or start his wars on cue
I want a new pres
One who won't lie
One who won't drink too much
Or make the U.N. sigh
I want a new pres
One who won't bitch
One who won't take it all from the poor
One who won't give it all to the rich
One who won't choke on pretzels
One who's not a crook
One who makes me feel that brains were what it took
To put him in the history book
I want a new pres
One who does what he should
One who won't sleep with Kenny Lay
Just to make Enron feel good
I want a new pres
One who won't forget
That it's us he should be working for
Not his loony cabinet
One who won't tap my telephone
One who won't offend
One who makes me feel like an American again
Man, I can't wait till then
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