He was a teen
Got bit by a bug
Could his life get any less glamorous?
Felt strange one night
Woke up the next day
What more can I say?
He wanted cash
He didn't tell
Challenged a wrestler and won as well
His uncle Ben
Had told him, you see
"With great power comes great responsibility."

Now he's the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He's got the powers and the brains
He's out there slingin' webs
Bustin' the bad guys' heads
And he's got a great girl in Mary Jane

Five years from now
MJ's in his home
Telling him that all along she's known
He's not sure what to say
To his girlfriend MJ
Spider-Man's Parker, she knows today.
He thinks to himself
"She knows it's true
There's only one thing that I can do"
He looks at her
Gets down on one knee
And says "Mary Jane, will you marry me?"

He is the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He's got the powers and the brains
He's out there slingin' webs
Bustin' the bad guys' heads
And he's got a great girl in Mary Jane

Now he's the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He's got the powers and the brains
Now he's proposed to her
Shocked her and changed her world
Their lives are so very strange

Sorry, Gwen, but you missed out
Oh wait never mind, cause Gwen's dead now
Thanks to that Green Goblin guy
Man, he's messed up Parker's life
Too bad she could not be saved
Sometimes he still stands at her grave
Fighting bad guys day and night
He still just wants a normal life

He was a teen
Got bit by a bug
Could his life get any less glamorous?
MJ's in love
Haven't they heard
Now she's got the best of both worlds


She's with the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He'll be at the office of Triple J
Sending in his photos
Then saying he's gotta go
Honeymooning with Mary Jane

She's with the Spider-Man
Hero and fighter, man
He'll be at the office of Triple J
Sending in his photos
Then saying he's gotta go
Honeymooning with Mary Jane