-> "Perfect Lay"
Original Song Title:
"Perfect Day"
Parody Song Title:
"Perfect Lay"
The Lyrics
Get up
It's a little after twelve
In a place with no one else
Wanna sleep with someone else.
People say
That I can get infected with aids
They tell me to act my age
Well, I am
I'm a Perfect Lay
When on top I get my way
I'm a Perfect Lay
Nothing ever goes wrong
I'm a Perfect Lay
No one better come too soon
I could stay, as long as I can
I'm a Perfect Lay
Panties down
A little after ten
He puts on his rubber friend,
In front of the Mercedes-Benz
He gets up
Don't tell me, it's just a dream
'Cause when I've had enough
You'll hear me say,
Now don't you try to come in me
Perfect Lay
When on top I get my way
I'm a Perfect Lay
Nothing ever goes wrong
I'm a Perfect Lay
No one better come too soon
I could stay, as long as I can
I'm a Perfect Lay
It's not a race
Cause I've already won
And being there can be
Half the fun
So don't stop me
Till I'm good and done.
Don't you try to get ahead of me.
I'm a Perfect Lay
Yes a Perfect Lay
I'm a Perfect Lay
No one better come too soon
I could stay, as long as I can
Perfect Lay
When on top I get my way
I'm a Perfect Lay
Nothing ever goes wrong
It's not a race
Cause I've already won
And being there can be
Half the fun
So don't stop me
Till I'm good and done.
Don't you try to get ahead of me.
Perfect Lay
I'm a Perfect Lay
I'm a Perfect Lay
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