Fun Music Information -> Hoku

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Band Name Origins:

  • Her name means "star" in Hawaiian. This is her given name. Submitted by: Jenna
  • That's her real birth name, Hoku Christien Ho. (Born June 10, 1981 in Oahu, Hawaii.) She is the seventh of former Hawaiian pop star Don Ho's 10 children, but the first of Ho's two children with Patricia Swallie Choy, also a former singer. Submitted by: David Pratter

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Hoko Ho. Submitted by: singer

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"How Do I Feel?""Like A Surgeon," Weird Al YankovicParis Hilton is on Fire

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Perfect Day""Perfect Lay"Necrotoxen666
"Another Dumb Blonde""Mowing the Lawn"NocturnalChild

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Trapped In A Box
   No Doubt
How Do I Feel? (The Burrito Song)
   Hoku
How Do I Feel? Trapped In A Box
Not too comfortable, to be honest
B.C.
Dare To Be Stupid
   Weird Al Yankovic
Another Dumb Blonde
   Hoku
Dare to Be Another Dumb, Stupid Blonde
Joelle
We Will Follow The Sun
   Hoku
Man Of La Mancha
   Various
We Will Follow The Man Of La Mancha
Who wouldn't?
Paris Hilton Is On Fire

Misheard Lyrics:

"Another Dumb Blonde"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see I thought that you were special baby
Something you need.
Original Lyrics:
You see I thought that you were special baby
Something unique.
"Perfect Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could stay, the rebel as I am
Original Lyrics:
I could stay, forever as I am

Song Parody Fragments:

"Perfect Day"
Better Lyrics:
I could stay
Forever as a yam
Original Lyrics:
I could stay
Forever as I am
Submitted by: Kelaal
"Another Dumb Blonde"
Better Lyrics:
Bro-ku, Bro-ku
I think that it's time that we should just let you go
'Cause we only gave you this record deal because your dad is Don Ho
You see we knew that you weren't special, or all that unique
And lately we've come to find...
That your sales and popularity are falling behind
(Chorus) That's not right, but what the hay?
We didn't want you anyway
And we feel it's time for you to move on
That's not right, but what the hay?
Blonde's not a Hawaiin hair-color anyway
Now you're broke and you should have released a different song,
'cause this one's less than so-so.
Original Lyrics:
Ho-ku, Ho-ku
I think that it's time that I should just let you go
So I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone
You see I thought that you were special, baby, something unique
But lately I've come to find--that you're not really interested in my heart or mind
(Chorus) That's all right, that's okay
You never loved me anyway
And I think it's time for you to just move on
That's all right, that's okay
I bet you never thought you'd here me say
That I think it's time for you to find another dumb Blonde
'Cause it's not me no, no
Submitted by: James

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Another Dumb Blonde"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I bet you never thought you'd hear me say
That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde
(Cuz it's not me no, no)
Why They're Inappropriate:
Why is Hoku even singing this song? She's not a natural blonde so does she believe that hair dye would have changed her brain chemistry? It looks like she really is another dumb blonde after all!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
 
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