-> "Be an Adult (There's No Santa)"
Original Song Title:
"Another Dumb Blonde"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Be an Adult (There's No Santa)"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: I think that it’s time for me, to just let it go (let it go)
So I’ll come to terms with it
Instead letting my hatred grow (hatred grow)
You see I thought that Santa was real
Maybe someone of myth
And baby, yes, someone lied
Now I’ve come to realize this
I would like to cry (I would cry)
Chorus: It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
And I think it’s time for me to grow up now
(it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright)
It’s alright, it’s ok
Santa is not coming out today
Now I think that it’s time for me to just be an adult
Cause I am 35
Cause I am 35, oh yes
Verse 2: Last night I went out to the mall,
Shoppin’ for Christmas fair(I went out to the mall, yeah)
And sure enough, he was talking to some little kid, sittin’ in his chair
And overheard him tellin’ her the very same thing
My parents said when I was young
But he is not real
What they said to me, it was just dung (it was just dung)
Chorus: It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
And I think it’s time for me to grow up now
(it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright)
It’s alright, it’s ok
Santa is not coming out today
Now I think that it’s time for me to just be an adult
Cause I am 35
Bridge: Not real, just a little fiction, I don’t wanna listen
All that time thinkin’, that you deliver presents
But I guess I see it now clearly
But Santa, Santa I will miss you so dearly
It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
I didn’t believe, but it’s alright
But it’s alright, yeah, yeah
It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright
I need to mature and grow up
Chorus: It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
And I think it’s time for me to grow up now
(it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright)
It’s alright, it’s ok
Santa is not coming out today
Now I think that it’s time for me to just be an adult
Cause I am 35
[Fade out]
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