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Song Parodies -> "Be an Adult (There's No Santa)"

Original Song Title:

"Another Dumb Blonde"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hoku

Parody Song Title:

"Be an Adult (There's No Santa)"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

A man finally is told that Santa isn't real.
Verse 1: I think that it’s time for me, to just let it go (let it go)
So I’ll come to terms with it
Instead letting my hatred grow (hatred grow)
You see I thought that Santa was real
Maybe someone of myth
And baby, yes, someone lied
Now I’ve come to realize this
I would like to cry (I would cry)

Chorus: It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
And I think it’s time for me to grow up now
(it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright)
It’s alright, it’s ok
Santa is not coming out today
Now I think that it’s time for me to just be an adult
Cause I am 35

Cause I am 35, oh yes

Verse 2: Last night I went out to the mall,
Shoppin’ for Christmas fair(I went out to the mall, yeah)
And sure enough, he was talking to some little kid, sittin’ in his chair
And overheard him tellin’ her the very same thing
My parents said when I was young
But he is not real
What they said to me, it was just dung (it was just dung)

Chorus: It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
And I think it’s time for me to grow up now
(it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright)
It’s alright, it’s ok
Santa is not coming out today
Now I think that it’s time for me to just be an adult
Cause I am 35

Bridge: Not real, just a little fiction, I don’t wanna listen
All that time thinkin’, that you deliver presents
But I guess I see it now clearly
But Santa, Santa I will miss you so dearly

It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
I didn’t believe, but it’s alright
But it’s alright, yeah, yeah
It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright
I need to mature and grow up

Chorus: It’s alright, it’s ok
I didn’t believe it anyway
And I think it’s time for me to grow up now
(it’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alright)
It’s alright, it’s ok
Santa is not coming out today
Now I think that it’s time for me to just be an adult
Cause I am 35

[Fade out]

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Matthias - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Not bad could have used a bit of help in the humor department but overall it's pretty good to a fun original song that made it even better. I never heard this OS before but it was indeed fun.
Mark Scotti - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(Christmas)HE'S NOT???...LOL!!! Great one..
Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
XMAS- I agree with Matt in the sense that this seemed a little hostile...bad expereince Blaydeman? haha. Nice work though, great idea to a song I haven't heard in a long while.
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
A funky 'lil number..I could picture a pretty wacky video with this parody.
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
xmas- didn't seem that funny to me I'll give you a 545
Below Average Dave - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I remember when I realized Santa's not real, I felt betrayed. . .but I wasn't 35:) Not the funniest way to write this one but then again its not really a funny topic to begin with--kind of a lie of lies that eventually gets outed.
Jeff Reuben - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I was a bit sad reading this until the line "Cause I am 35" which was all the more funnier because of the tone of the rest of the song. Well done.

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