Song Parodies -> Ode To Math Finals

Original Song Title:	"All Dead, All Dead"
Original Performer:	Queen

Parody Song Title:	"Ode To Math Finals"
Parody Written by:	Rock Princess

This is dedicated to all the people who are taking math finals...

I came without a clue
Just to take the f*cking test -
So much to do, and yet
I feel I don't know sh!t.
Too much of trigonometry
And algebra as well
Through every single cosinus
Through every triangle

All dead, all dead
All the grades I had
And I wonder why I still fail on
All dead, all dead
I'm alone and I'm scared
My grades in math by now
Are all dead and gone
All dead and gone

All dead, all dead
But there is an end
My suffering at last is done
All dead, all dead
I'll be back again
I'll take this test again
And I hope at last
I'll pass

But math is always with me
I wonder all the time
How is it that my teacher turned out to be so right?!

I'm back, I'm back
Here it comes again
In time it comes to everyone
I'm back for now
But I hope someday
This stupid math at last
Will be dead and gone
All dead and gone.

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Jenni Sweet Cheese - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

That was really good and I am having the same problem...math finals suck...no wait, math in general sucks!

Queen_Rox - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Absolute and total nonsense, appalling.

different sort of freak - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow, I can so relate to this. Good parody! To Queen Rox, who has a comment posted above: Apparently, you either a) Are too friggin old to remember finals, b) you were never educated past 7th grade, so you never took finals, or c) you are one of those stupid die-hard Queen dorks who think that if somone makes fun of Queen, it's the end of the world. Grow up, please!

Rock Princess - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks to "different sort of freak" and to "Jennie Sweet Cheese"! :) Dear "Queen Rox" - I was not making fun of Queen, I was making fun of math.

Queen_Rox - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Dear 'different sort of freak' a)What does age have to do with this? b)What does a person's education have to do with this? c) Making fun of Queen is ok by me, but it doesn't alter the fact that this is complete and utter nonsense, badly thought through, simplistic and totally boring.

dustin - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

well said

Rock Princess - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment

By the looks of the voting, you're on your own in your opinion. ;)Objectively, I have seen parodies far worse than mine on this site. Mine is harmless, and people seem to relate to it. What's wrong with *that*?

dustin - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment

I was referring to different sort of freak when i said "well said".

Og - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

This is a good parody. It meets the pacing well and features the sentence structures and some of the words of the original so it's reminiscent enough of it (which is what a parody is supposed to be). It also sports the same strong emotions although driven in a different direction :) To Queen_Rox: The only appalling thing here is that you go out bashing other people's work without being kind enough to give them yours so that there's a basis for comparison. Before you've shown the world how good (or bad, who knows?) YOU are, be polite and support the people who've had the courage to stand up and do it. (now that was teacherish but true anyway:)

Rock Princess - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

"dustin"-I wrote my comment during the time you posted yours, so I didn't see yours until mine was posted. Notice the times of posting. Thanks, Og! ;)

Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

First, I thought this parody was okay---gave it 5-3-3. The pacing was very good. As far as Queen's response, I don't agree that the song was appalling, but she is entitled to her opinion, and I've seen far worse bashing. My only suggestion, if I had gotten a comment like this on one of my parodies, is that I would like to know why it is appalling, so I could improve on the next one (a good, negative comment can be more helpful than 10 "It was great" comments, although those are nice too.) So, please feel free to go out and bash my parodies =) (Thank you sir may I have another!)

Rock Princess - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Dear Jeff. Thank you for your support. It's my first parody, and I agree it could have been better. But I think Queen Rox was merely expessing a general hatred towars the parody, I don't she might actually have any useful advice.

Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

You're welcome. Just don't let one person discourage you. There are (obviously) plenty of people who liked and related to it well (as OG said). As for me, I'm not "too friggin old" to remember finals, but I'm getting close =)

different sort of freak - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Dear Queen Rox: If I must explain my comment to you, then you truley are an idiotic person. Let me tell you somthing, my friend; life is far too short to be an idiot. So please stop, you're wasting your time. Rock Princess, I just got done taking MY math finals, and I was singing your parody in my head the whole time. Thanks!

Rock Princess - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment

You're welcome, "different sort of freak". :) I just hope you did better than me on those finals...

different sort of freak - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment

There's no way in hell I did better than you...

Rock Princess - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment

In that case, I'm afraid your grades are indeed "all dead"..... I did miserably on mine.....

different sort of freak - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment

That's it! I'm gonna quit school!

Rock Princess - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment

For me it's all over in less than two months anyway...

different sort of freak - June 08, 2003 - Report this comment

You a senior? I figured every school was out by now.....Hey, will you come check out my web site? It's at www.geocities.com/flambee22. I'm still constructing it, but it's visitable. Is that even a word, "visitable?"

Song Parodies -> Ode To Math Finals

"All Dead, All Dead"

Queen

"Ode To Math Finals"

Rock Princess

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