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Song Parodies -> "Claw Machine"

Original Song Title:

"War Machine"

Original Performer:

KISS

Parody Song Title:

"Claw Machine"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

I hate those games, I never win.
Claw Machine

Money's all I ever feed it, want the toys inside
I'm just going broke the more I try
Drop down the claw on Gumby, I try to grab his face
Can't get the Betty Boop jewelry case!

Wallet is out, cause it's the Claw Machine
There is no doubt, I love the Claw Machine

Find the stuffed animals and seize them, they will all be mine
Power Rangers just a matter of time
Got a PowerPuff Girl now, spent ten twenty five
Now I'm broke and I lost my mind, yeah

Better watch out, cause it's the Claw Machine
You get your cash out, cause it's the Claw Machine
Addicted no doubt, robbed by the Claw Machine
The things that I shout, playing the Claw Machine
Better watch out, cause it's the Claw Machine
It's the Claw Machine
It's the Claw Machine

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Wild man - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
One night at the arcade my kids spent 25 clams to win a ten cent toy. They seemed to have fun losing all their money, so I said "what the heck" Man.

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